The Republic of Holy Aghter Unihking is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.184 billion Unihkingians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Kentca. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unihkingian economy, worth 809 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,458 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and students do more community service than homework. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Aghter Unihking's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Holy Aghter Unihking is ranked 23,519^th in the world and 293^rd in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 43.81 flags saluted per person per day.